Sometimes I find stuff. Sometimes I make stuff. Sometimes I BRING PAIN. OH YEAH
This comic speaks truth. I think I’m close to stage two. I had such a great time in Portland.
Liam Neeson: “Well, Herr Stern, something’s gone wrong and they’re taking all our workers to a concentration camp.”
Ben Kingsley: “What is it?”
Liam Neeson: “A big compound with Jews and gas chambers, but that’s not important right now. The Nazis suspect our munitions don’t work, and they’re coming to arrest us!”
Ben Kingsley: “Surely, you’re not serious!”
Liam Neeson: “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley. We’ll need to call Amon Goethe. When can we get in touch him?”
Ben Kingsley: “I can’t say.”
Liam Neeson: “You can tell me. I’m your boss.”
Ben Kingsley: “No, I mean I don’t know.”
Liam Neeson: “Can you take a guess?”
Ben Kingsley: “Maybe in two hours?”
Liam Neeson: “You can’t take a guess for another two hours?!? That’s far too long.”
Ben Kingsley: “Perhaps we could go all the way up to Hitler?”
Liam Neeson: “Hitler?”
Ben Kingsley: “You know, leader of the third reich, mustache, about 5’10”?”
Liam Nesson: “Awfully big mustache!
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DINNAE NEED DOSH
DINNAE NEED FOLK TAE KEN WHAE YE UR
DINNAE NEED A GIRO TO GET OAN THIS TRAM
ITS STRONG AND OOT AE NAEWHERE, AND ITS A BIT AE A DICK NOW AND THEN
BUT IT MIGHT JUST SAVE YER HOOP FAE GETTIN STABBED
THATS THE POWER OF LOVE.
— Mike Plank <3
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